Your Competitors Are Fully Booked
You're not.
Stop guessing why your Airbnb isn't booking.
Get a no-BS private and personalized video breakdown of what top-performing listings in your market are doing that you're notâdelivered within 24-48 hours.
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(Don't worry, your feedback will be personalized and 100% private)
Right now, your listing is probably making these mistakes:
â Your main photo might be killing your click-through rate (and you'd never know)
â Your title is generic and invisible in search results
â Your best amenities are buried where guests never see them
â Your pricing is either leaving money on the table or scaring guests away
â Your photos are in the wrong order and costing you bookings (the #1 spot matters more than you think)
These aren't guesses. I've analyzed 300+ Airbnb listings over the past 4 years and found the same
7 patterns that separate listings booking at 40% vs 80%.
The worst part? You can't see these mistakes yourself. You're too close to your own listing and could be costing you thousands of dollars per year.
But I can. And I'm going to show you exactly what's wrongâand how to fix it.
What is an Airbnb Listing Roast đ¤?
A brutally honest, personalized breakdown of YOUR listingâdelivered as a 10-12 minute video where I walk through your listing like a guest would, and tell you exactly what's costing you bookings.
No fluff. No generic tips. Just specific, actionable feedback you can implement this weekend.
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Personalized Video Roast
10-12 minute screen recorded walkthrough of YOUR listing with specific fixes you can implement today
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6+ Page PDF Report
Detailed breakdown with photo analysis, title templates, pricing strategy, and 30-day action plan
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48- Hour Delivery
You'll get your roast within 48 hours (sometimes same day)
These hosts improved their listings with me đ
Jon Wilson
"Simple, yet powerful steps to improve my listing, delivered in 24 hours"
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Mark Hooper
"Straight to the point. The detailed notes helped me make updates that I hadn't thought of"
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Linda McAllen
"Loads of actionable insights that helped me quickly refine my page"
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"Paid for itself in 6 days!"
Marc T. , Denver, CO
"I wish I used Roast My Airbnb a year ago. Well worth the investment!"
Brian H., Ft. Lauderdale, FL
"I've used them on all 7 of my properties and seen a dramatic improvement in bookings"
Marcia W., VA Beach
How it Works
1.
Purchase & Submit
Fill out a simple form with your listing URL
2.
I Analyze Your Listing
We do a deep-dive on photos, copy, pricing, and competitors
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You Get Your Roast
We give you a personalized video + PDF report, all delivered in 48 hours
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You Implement & Win
Follow our recommendations and watch your bookings rise!
What exactly is in a video roast đĽ?
First Impressions
What guests see in search results (and why they're not clicking)
Photo Analysis
Which photos to delete, which to reorder, which angles you're missing
Title Deep Dive
Why your title is invisible and ideas on how to make is better today
Description Roast
The exact sentences that are killing your conversion rate
Pricing Strategy
How you compare to competitors + where you're leaving money on the table
Quick Wins
The 3 changes that will have the biggest impact in the next 48 hours
Frequently Asked Questions
Generic articles give generic advice. This is a PERSONALIZED roast of YOUR specific listing. I'm looking at YOUR photos, YOUR title, YOUR market, YOUR competitors. You get feedback like "Delete photo #8, move photo #12 to position #3, retake your kitchen shot with natural light from the left window at 9am." You can't get that from a blog post.
Even "optimized" listings have blind spots. I've roasted Superhost listings with 100+ reviews that were still making 3-5 costly mistakes. You're too close to your own listing to see what guests see. Fresh eyes = new opportunities. I'll find something. Guaranteed.
Most hosts implement the quick wins (title, description, photo reorder) in 2-3 hours. Photo retakes might take a weekend morning. Full implementation is usually done in 5-7 days. The roadmap breaks it into manageable chunks.
Great! That means there's even more upside. Going from 60% booked to 80% booked might only be 2-3 tweaks away. I've helped Superhosts add $500-1,000/month just by optimizing pricing and photo order.
I guarantee actionable, specific feedback. I can't guarantee results because I can't control if you implement the changes. But I've never had a host implement the changes and NOT see improvement. The advice works. You just have to use it.
Each listing gets its own roast (they're unique properties with unique challenges). If you have 3+ listings, email me for bulk pricingâusually $87/listing for multi-property hosts.
Absolutely. Email me with 1-2 clarifying questions within 7 days and I'll respond. If you need more hands-on support, ask about my VIP tier or implementation service.
I stand behind my work. If you genuinely feel the roast didn't provide value, let me know within 7 days and I'll refund you. No questions asked. That said, I've never had a refund request because the ROI is obvious when you implement the changes.
Your listing is either making you money or costing you money.
There is no in-between. Let me show you which one it is.
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â 24-48 hour delivery
â Personalized video
â 6+ page PDF report
â 7-day question support
â 100% money-back guarantee
Questions?
Email: roastmyairbnb@gmail.com